Achievements and trophies revealed

If you’re one of those obsessive-compulsive types who can’t rest until every last achievement has been unlocked in every game you play, you’re probably dying to know how you’ll be spending the next eight months of your life.

Electronic Arts has provided me with a list of the Xbox 360 achievements and PlayStation 3 trophies along with the criteria required to attain them, so prepare for some heavy revision! Also comes with bonus revealing of the names of Brutal Legend‘s chapters.

• Got a Car and a Date: Completed “Welcome to the Age of Metal”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Start a Revolution: Completed “Exploited in the Bowels of Hell”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Thick as a Baby’s Arm: Completed “Lair of the Metal Queen”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Hair Remover: Completed “Battle for Bladehenge”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• French Kiss Instructor: Completed “Pilgrimage of Screams”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Chicks n’ Booze n’ Stuff: Completed “Sanctuary of Sin”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Ran to the Hills: Completed “It’s Raining Death”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Fistfull of Fog: Completed “Dry Ice, Wet Graves”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• No More Tears: Completed “Sea of Black Tears”
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Groupie: Completed Campaign mode on Easy
  (25 points,  silver trophy)
• Roadie: Completed Campaign mode on Normal
  (25 points, silver trophy)
• Legend: Completed Campaign mode on Brutal
  (25 points, silver trophy)
• Overkill: Completed all hunting secondary missions
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Squeal Like a Chicken: Completed all racing secondary missions
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Protector: Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Metal God: Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
  (50 points, gold trophy)
• Serpent Samaritan: Freed 40 Bound Serpents
  (10 points, bronze trophy)
• Serpent Spanker: Freed 80 Bound Serpents
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Serpent Savior: Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
  (25 points, silver trophy)
• One Hit Wonder: Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
  (5 points, bronze trophy)
• Loyal Customer: Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
  (25 points, silver trophy)
• Virtuoso: Learned all guitar solos
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Tourist: Viewed all vistas
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Now You Must Tell the Tale: Viewed all Legends
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Voices From Beyond: Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal
  (20 points,  bronze trophy)
• Flowerslave: Summoned all Motor Forges
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Practice Bloody Practice: Won an AI Stage Battle any difficulty
  (10 points, bronze trophy)
• Iron Fist: Won an AI Stage Battle — Brütal difficulty
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Victör: Won a ranked multiplayer match
  (10 points, bronze trophy)
• Subjügator: Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches
  (20 points, silver trophy)
• Cönquerer: Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches
  (50 points, gold trophy)
• Master of the Flame: Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Master of the Tear: Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Master of the Blood: Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Armchair General: Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Favored: Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
  (30 points, silver trophy)
• Sellout: Spent 250,000 fans — any mode
  (30 points, silver trophy)
• Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper: Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce — any mode
  (30 points, silver trophy)
• I’ve never touched an axe before: Personally smote 300 enemies — any mode
  (30 points, silver trophy)
• Silence, groundwalker!: Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump — any mode
  (10 points, bronze trophy)
• Six Degrees of Schafer: Played with Tim Schafer or another player who has this Achievement
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Ringleader: Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron’s Double Team
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Painkiller: Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Dollpocalypse: Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood’s Double Team
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Euthanasia: Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter’s Double Team
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Death From Above: Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Coolest Thing Ever: Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Beast Master: Rode every animal in the world
  (15 points, bronze trophy)
• Boar Bather: Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale
  (50 points, silver trophy)
• Quill Tosser: Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins
  (20 points, bronze trophy)
• Rock God: Got all PS3 trophies
  (platinum trophy)